Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D
Denim denim denim
Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
See ya next month.
DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"
A cramberry.
Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
Cause the B-shells were too small.
They start tipping balls.
Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...
Decom-pose.
So he could protect and serve.
Vegetables.
A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...