Kinda Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know he isn't?

Because I am.

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

Deez nuts.

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

Chuckle Jokes More Chuckle Jokes

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Cocaine Addict Jokes More Cocaine Addict Jokes

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories