Kinda Jokes

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are there no headache pills in Troy?

Cause Paracetamol

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

When does 2-1=0?

When you're talking about choices.

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Who's there! C's! C's who?

C's the day!