Why is my mom always right about everything?

Because she said so and that's final.

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice