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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Olive Oil Jokes More Olive Oil Jokes

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you take for it?

She says, "Pepper."