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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy?

Blunt Trauma

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Olive Oil Jokes More Olive Oil Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!