Cheech Marinade!
Both of them smoke the leafs
Stoner!
How would Rhino?
The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
The SALT talks!
Salt.
He had too much thyme on his hands.
The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.
They're both extra virgin.
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Occupational hazard.