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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

Olive Oil Jokes More Olive Oil Jokes

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!