One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt
There's no punchline for this joke.
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)
Because it couldn't control P
It was charged with a salt.
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
Because they can get their whole grains.
Because he had my grains
Dyslexia