Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

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What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

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What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."