What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until Christmas.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

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What do you call a religious drug addict?

A crystal methodist.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.