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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.