What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until Christmas.

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.