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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

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What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.