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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

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What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.