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How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

To the dog.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.