How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

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What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!