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How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.