Cat Bark Jokes

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's gray and all around?

Everything. I'm a dog.

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!