Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Wrap it around a tree
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling
Takes back mixtape* FIRE!
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.
Mad-at-gas-cars!
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
My cat would be dead before I got 50
It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.
Because it was dead.
A tutor.
Put him on fire.
A girl from Jersey.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
Good jab.
One strike, and they're out.
