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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

Dog Meow Jokes More Dog Meow Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

Tree Bark Jokes More Tree Bark Jokes

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!