Ii Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Yoda Jokes More Yoda Jokes

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Original Jokes More Original Jokes

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.