Ii Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

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Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

Sequel Jokes More Sequel Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

The Next Episode

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

True Love Jokes More True Love Jokes

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Original Jokes More Original Jokes

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.