Lack Toe Jokes

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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Dairy Product Jokes More Dairy Product Jokes

What is the common enemy of frostbite victims and dairy products?

Lack-toes Intolerance.

What do you call a fight between two dairy products?

A fromage fray.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Birth Defect Jokes More Birth Defect Jokes

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

How do you get to the front page of reddit?

Lack of originality

Double Amputee Jokes More Double Amputee Jokes