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Lack Toe Jokes

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Common Enemy Jokes More Common Enemy Jokes

What is the common enemy of frostbite victims and dairy products?

Lack-toes Intolerance.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

How was copper wire invented?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist?

An Inkling.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.