Lack Toe Jokes

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What has one horn and gives milk?

A A milk truck.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Double Amputee Jokes More Double Amputee Jokes

Birth Defect Jokes More Birth Defect Jokes

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu