Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

You might also enjoy:

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

Double Amputee Jokes More Double Amputee Jokes

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus