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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

What are the advantages to living in Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!