What are the four fastest hands in the world?

When it slips out.

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.