What are the four fastest hands in the world?

When it slips out.

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

Who is the most communist cat in the world?

Meow Zedong

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What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond