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What are the four fastest hands in the world?

When it slips out.

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What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.