Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Mush Room Jokes More Mush Room Jokes

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.