Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Mush Room Jokes More Mush Room Jokes

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.