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Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What dogs are best for sending telegrams?

Wire haired terriers!!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

Mush Room Jokes More Mush Room Jokes

Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.