Advantage Jokes

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

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What's an advantage of being Swiss?

The flag is a big plus.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Woman President Jokes More Woman President Jokes

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is the most useless superpower?

America.

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Senority Jokes More Senority Jokes

What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!