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Advantage Jokes

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

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What's an advantage of being Swiss?

The flag is a big plus.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Old Age Jokes More Old Age Jokes

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Woman President Jokes More Woman President Jokes

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Big Advantage Jokes More Big Advantage Jokes

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.