Advantage Jokes

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

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What's an advantage of being Swiss?

The flag is a big plus.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

Old Age Jokes More Old Age Jokes

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What's good about Switzerland?

Not much, but the flag is a big plus.

Starter Jokes More Starter Jokes

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

Senority Jokes More Senority Jokes

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it