Advantage Jokes

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

What's an advantage of being Swiss?

The flag is a big plus.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Old Age Jokes More Old Age Jokes

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Big Plus Jokes More Big Plus Jokes

What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

What is good about being Swiss?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Big Advantage Jokes More Big Advantage Jokes

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

Senority Jokes More Senority Jokes

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

Smoker Jokes More Smoker Jokes

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...