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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

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What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.