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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.