What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!