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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus