What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

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What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!