A spider
By thinking outside the box
I'll let you know when I find out...
They both enjoy handshakes.
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
Unix
Because they hang out on the web all day!
An I-shoulda-pede.
A dia-beetle
A spider!
Because they heard he's a web developer.
Check for bugs in your system.
Cause the system is broke, yo.