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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

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Where do you get a drink on Excel?

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.