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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.