Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.