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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!