Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Cause they hate the French press

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.