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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.