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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

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What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.