How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Lotion Jokes More Lotion Jokes

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.