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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Lotion Jokes More Lotion Jokes

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.