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What did the Chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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What is Bing's most searched word?

Chrome

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.