Chinese Guy Jokes

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

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What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird?

Gooks of Hazard

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Thai Jokes More Thai Jokes

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Chinese Couple Jokes More Chinese Couple Jokes

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.