Chinese Guy Jokes

What did the Chinese guy say to the mongoose?

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What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Who took care of German army dogs after the war?

Veteran Aryans

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Puerto Ricans Jokes More Puerto Ricans Jokes

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout?

Make it Tso!

What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood?

Kind Ling

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

Approve Jokes More Approve Jokes

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

Lmao Jokes More Lmao Jokes

What's a dank memer's favorite letter?

A' lmao

What's the most popular Internet meme in China?

Ayy lMao

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.