March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Chinese Guy Jokes

What did the Chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

Birthday State of Mind

March Madness Sale

Birthday State of Mind

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

You might also enjoy:

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What is a clowns fart made of?

Laughing gas.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Hazard Jokes More Hazard Jokes

What is a whale's favorite TV show?

Flukes of Hazard!

Chinese Couple Jokes More Chinese Couple Jokes

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What rock group has 4 members that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Approve Jokes More Approve Jokes

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless....Sorry.