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Chinese Guy Jokes

What did the Chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

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What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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Thai Jokes More Thai Jokes

How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger?

His mom is Thai and his dad is.......

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

Bing Jokes More Bing Jokes

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What did the Chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

Plural Jokes More Plural Jokes

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis