Chinese Guy Jokes

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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Bad Pun Jokes More Bad Pun Jokes

What do you call a bad pun?

Punishment.

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of China.

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What is the slowest racehorse in the world?

A clotheshorse!

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free