Chinese Guy Jokes

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1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

Plural Jokes More Plural Jokes

What is the plural of manatee?

Menatee

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

Thai Jokes More Thai Jokes

What did the businessman wear to the Thai restaurant?

A plaid tie.

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes More Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.