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What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What do you call a Chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Chinese Guy Jokes More Chinese Guy Jokes

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face