What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

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What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird?

Gooks of Hazard

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face