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What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

How do police know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Who's there! Billy Bragg! Billy Bragg who?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it!

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

Http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

How does the China man say "wrong"?

He says "wong"

Chinese Guy Jokes More Chinese Guy Jokes

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao