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What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Who's the fastest runner in the Chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Chinese Guy Jokes More Chinese Guy Jokes

What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What did the Chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11