Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

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Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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How does the china man say "wrong"?

He says "wong"

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah