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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

What do you call a Chinese poker face?

A mahjong face

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

How does the China man say "wrong"?

He says "wong"

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.