Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout?

Make it Tso!

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.