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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

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Briiiiines...

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Quackbooks!

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Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

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Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

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How does the China man say "wrong"?

He says "wong"

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.