What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird?

Gooks of Hazard

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What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."