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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.