Honey, why the wrong face
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
A wok.
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Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
