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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

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What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.