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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

What did the Chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.