What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

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What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

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A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

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What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!