Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.
A clean sheet.
He was nuts over her.
He's born with Diss-lexia
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
The D. It's huge.
Because otherwise his name would be E-war Woo-woo.
Stark Raving Mad
I wub wub wub you....