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Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Skrillex Jokes More Skrillex Jokes

What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert?

Stark Raving Mad

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....