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Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

D Jokes More D Jokes

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Skrillex Jokes More Skrillex Jokes

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

What is it called when Skrillex has a throat infection?

Dubstrep.