Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

Skrillex Jokes More Skrillex Jokes

What is it called when Skrillex has a throat infection?

Dubstrep.

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....