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How do you split $6 between 5 Mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.