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How do you split $6 between 5 Mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

Coach.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.