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How do you split $6 between 5 Mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan