How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can?

1 dead baby in 5 trash cans

What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal