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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.