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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood