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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

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What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.