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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.