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What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

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What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

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What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date?

Irrelephant