What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

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What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

To study economics.

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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.