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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......