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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil