What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

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Why can't you fight an accountant?

They'll always out number you!

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil