What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

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Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.