What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

Why can't you fight an accountant?

They'll always out number you!