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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.