Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Whats the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

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How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..