Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

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Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe?

The shoe has a sole

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

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What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.