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What do you call a stolen tamole?

A hot tamole

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*