Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
The pension package.
Tickled.
It's retarded.
Karma, Whores.
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/whatisyourfavoriteonetotwolinejoke/ There were some funny jokes in there