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What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.