What is long, hard and full of sperm?

The sock under my bed.

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Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes