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What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Who the hell does that in a sock?

Squishes out of the room*