What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

Qi Jokes More Qi Jokes

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.