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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

Qi Jokes More Qi Jokes

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.