What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Qi Jokes More Qi Jokes

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.