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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

Qi Jokes More Qi Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.