What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

Who cares?

It's probably just full of camels, anyway.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

Qi Jokes More Qi Jokes

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.