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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

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How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

Qi Jokes More Qi Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.