Brock Turner Jokes

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

Misogynistic.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

Because all day they deal with ores.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it