Brock Turner Jokes

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Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!