They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
Jail-birds!
Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
Ted Cruz
A Nightmare
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
They just get hammered.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
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They get free two-day shipping.
Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it
Because Windows 7 8 9!
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."