Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.
They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
They exchange cell numbers.
Because he was knotty
Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.
Vladimir's Poo Tin
Bison.
She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.
Because seven "ate" nine.
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
The operating system
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years