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Brock Turner Jokes

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the number one go to jail?

187

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.