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7 8 10 Jokes

Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

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Why is apple afraid of microsoft?

Because 7 8 10

Why was Windows afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 10.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Window 8 Jokes More Window 8 Jokes

Why did they go from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

2000 Jokes More 2000 Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

95 Jokes More 95 Jokes

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.