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Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.