Because 7 8 9.
Because: he still loves vista,baby!
Venutian blinds.
She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
Because Windows 8 9.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
It is possible that UFOs exist.
Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."