Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9