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Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

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Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."