Nb Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

What is a punny play?

A play on words.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Whats best joke aboot Canada?

I'm Canadian and i was just wondering

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again?

Cos once you go black, you never go back.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Justin Timberlake Jokes More Justin Timberlake Jokes

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River