Freedom Ring Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

When she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

What do you call a grammatical rendezvous?

Accommadate I hate me for this..

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.