Freedom Ring Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

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Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

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Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

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Why does Ganondorf hate the internet?

There are too many links.

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.