Painting Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

What do you call a color-blind pop artist?

See No Green

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Roller Jokes More Roller Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?

The roller ghosted.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.