An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.
You can't make your van gogh.
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
Their last big hit was the wall.
Marry her.
Because they cantaloupe!
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Wohahaha! That was funny!
You can un-screw a lightbulb.
Faster than her brother!
A. They really raised Cain.
Give it two test-tickles!
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint
Chloroform.
A new last name.
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
