Painting Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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Green Paint Jokes More Green Paint Jokes

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Supper Jokes More Supper Jokes

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What's a cat's second favorite food?

Spa-catti!