Painting Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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Green Jokes More Green Jokes

What's hotter, green or red peppers?

Green "Nope. Green."

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.