How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem