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What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

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What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.