Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

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How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond