Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

Previous Random Joke Next

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

How is life as a virgin?

Its hard

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.