What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.