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What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one