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What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.