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What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders