What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What' the bare minimum?

One bear

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man