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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.