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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

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Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus