How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.