How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy