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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.