How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

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Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.