How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

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How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

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What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!