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What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

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Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days