What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days