What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.

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What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.