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What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What gave you that idea?

Queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.