Because he saw right through her.
A pilot.
Because he just couldn't bereave it.
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
I just need some space.
He was a miner.
A mining company puts miners in shafts.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
Because it wasn't recycled.
Cha-Ching
Cha Ching!*
Because he was married
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.