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Gold Digger Jokes

What gets a gold digger off?

Goldman Sachs

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

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Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Cha Ching Jokes More Cha Ching Jokes

What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

Ray Charles Jokes More Ray Charles Jokes

What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)